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At one point, Mr Johannsen said: 'Now to the love of James' life: beautiful, energetic, loyal, soft-mouthed, comes on command, great behind.
James doesn't know this but I have a habit of losing things.
Not often, but they are usually quite expensive.'So I resolved to keep them on my person the entire time that they were in my custody.'We both got up for a run early this morning and James jokingly asked if the rings were on my person.'I had them in a shower cap tucked in my shorts. I don't want that in my head when I am putting the ring on Pippa's finger in the church."'I'm sure it wasn't on your mind in the church, but it was on your mind now, sorry Pippa.'I'm not married. Took another girl home and my mother still didn't like her.'So I went out and picked a girl that looked like my mother, took her home, and my father didn't like her.'James and I met 10-years-ago.
So he brought her home one night to have dinner, and his father didn't like her.'Another joke that's well-known was this one, which features on the 'lines to avoid list on thebestmanspeech.com'Now, there appears to be some confusion over where Paul and Linda are going on their honeymoon.'I thought, perhaps like many of you, that they were off to the Bahamas but I'm not so sure now.'From speaking to Paul earlier today I think they're going to North Wales.'Or at least I think that's what Paul meant when he said he was going to Bangor all week'He also added: 'There was a time when both James and I were single. I proclaimed to James that I was going to try it on with anything that moves.'I said to James, 'what are you going to do?
' He said: 'Stand very still.'Adrian Simpson, an expert who has written wedding speeches for Premiership footballers, top musicians and even politicians, said Mr Johannsen's performance appeared 'cliched'.
This line is eerily similar to a joke about mother-in-laws, which appears on scores of comedy websites.'At a senior citizen's meeting, a couple were celebrating their 50th anniversary.